Welcome to The Democratic Republic of Rickpa my Friend!
I'm your loony leader.
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and lucky for you the First Lieutenant position is open
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I'm glad that you could join our team. I'm sure that you will have fun, since it is required.
This is the place where the party never ends because there is only one party.
A place where we work together to make this country the next great
worldwide tourist trap, the likes of which hasn't been seen since Cuba, Burma or even Disney Land.
I, the General, would love to make Fidel
really jealous at the next dictator convention, so I hope you won't cause me to be disappointed.
I really hate disappointment. It is so disappointing.
Anyway here we work together to create the perfect society. Where you earn points
through participation and creating traffic through our country. And never you worry about your
popularity becoming a potential destabilizing factor.
Those that become too popular, and gain a lot of points, with the citizens of this republic will
be placed under house arrest in the loony bin, thus preventing any coo attempts. Your re-education is free, so enjoy.
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